March 2010
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wait...who the fuck is justin bieber?
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2 drunk 2 dream
sober life is a prison shit-faced it is a blessing sober nobody wants you shit-faced they’re all undressing oh, sober it’s ever darker shit-faced the moon is nearer sober you’re old and ugly shit-faced who needs a mirror oh, sober you’re a cro-magnon shitfaced you’re very clever sober you never should be shit-faced now and forever
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AND THEN
after i watched the oscars at my auntie teresa’s house on her comically large television, i went and saw alice and wonderland in the third dimension. i farted throughout most of the movie and fell asleep half-way through.
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i can't believe someone thought of breakdancing to...
my family aren’t fans of mo’nique for some reason (racism?).
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i turn 20 tomorrow. i don't think anyone will give...
J.K. i love aging!!! you’re all invited to the warehouse tomorrow for my birthday. that means you, fuckyeahpugs guy.
OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE.
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